High Time For Adventure
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ryleestrange:

purplesmauge:

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers.

Such an important film.  There hasn’t been a coming-of-age film like it since.  Truly.  It’s a lost genre.  Also an incredible soundtrack full of great music from its era.

captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

Maybe if white girls had dealt with centuries of racism it would be less funny.

doorthee:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

hell yea

I want these kinds of relationships to be real for me

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd


But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!



this dude got his own pokemon

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

this dude got his own pokemon

I forgot how hard it is to fake positivity. Maybe I should keep wallowing in negativity for a while.

I just can’t quite not care enough to not be negative about everything right now.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “HANDS YOU COUPONS”Bottom Text: “AFTER THEY’VE ALREADY PAID”]
I can’t tell you how many times this has happened. And every single time the customer is pissed and thinks I’m the one to blame. We regularly have coupons and we always have a military discount (IF you have your military ID, but that’s another whole rant). 
I don’t understand what’s so complicated about needing to present coupons and such before you actually pay for your things? And especially gift cards, why do people think gift cards aren’t money? So many people try to give me coupons after using a gift card, and even if you still had a balance, there’s nothing at that point I can do because you’re money is already gone. And you can bitch at me all you want, but you’re gonna be at customer service either way. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “HANDS YOU COUPONS”

Bottom Text: “AFTER THEY’VE ALREADY PAID”]

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened. And every single time the customer is pissed and thinks I’m the one to blame. We regularly have coupons and we always have a military discount (IF you have your military ID, but that’s another whole rant). 

I don’t understand what’s so complicated about needing to present coupons and such before you actually pay for your things? And especially gift cards, why do people think gift cards aren’t money? So many people try to give me coupons after using a gift card, and even if you still had a balance, there’s nothing at that point I can do because you’re money is already gone. And you can bitch at me all you want, but you’re gonna be at customer service either way. 

importantbirds:

wonderous-world:

Gandalf the Great Grey Owl gets scared of going outside and flying out in the open so his owners at Knowsley Safari Park have built his aviary inside a brick shed. He now spends his days watching the world go by out of his window. Photos by Mark Bridger [Article]

Not afeard a goin outside, just prefer to watch a book! Maybe see picturefilm? Cookmouse upon stove, just like the ever day! Quiet library day.