I’ve already blogged this before but it basically sums up my entire philosophy much better than I ever could so here we are.
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
When ur friends are making fun about stuff you are secretly insecure about
Oh, South Carolina, bless your little soul for consistently producing some of the most truly head-scratching stories of ignorance in the country. The most recent example? The University of South Carolina Upstate is canceling a performance called How to Be a Lesbian in 10 Days or Less, because, apparently, no one has a sense of humor. State Senator Mike Fair seems to believe that the show is a “recruiting” event and, to be honest, I actually have no words to respond to that.
Senator Fair, I hate to break it to you, but we don’t actually recruit. If we did, however, I think our field guide might look something like this.
I posted on Craig’s list missed connections about this hot dude that works in the same mall as me thinking what are the chances? Apparently “guy with the great beard” narrowed it down a little too much because the bearded men of the mall all got together to figure out who it was or some shit because after a couple “which bearded guy” inquiries he found the ad wtf